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Do you ever put on cute or sexy panties in hopes that something will happen that day but nothing does and you get upset because it’s such a waste

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
sorry:

i—rrelephant:

i—rrelephant:

My parents playing soccer in Australia in 1992

gaymercutio:

i want jason and percy to be talking and percy asks jason how he defeated krios and he explains how he did and its all impressive and shit and then jason asks percy how he defeated kronos and percy’s like “lmao i handed this guy a knife” and jason looks into the camera like he’s on the office 

barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas
charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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